My driving test. First time. Scariest thing i've ever done.

Willums Journal: July 12th 2009,

Huge spider in room this morning, furry legs on wooden bed post. This county is afraid of me, they have seen my way with a car. The streets are extended perception tests, and those tests are full of hazards, and when the hazards finally fulfill their potential, all the heavy vehicles will stop. The accumulated hate from their giant machines and lack of signalling will line up at the stops, an all the environmentalists will look up and shout; "Ride the bus, save the planet!"

And i will lean out of my window and whisper, "no"

Tonight, a traffic cone landed on my doorstep, somebody knows why. Somebody knows.